Everything Fred – Part 93

21 July 2023

As the Pointer Sisters exclaimed, I’m so excited!

I got to shower today!

First off, I actually did my morning walk, albeit the shorter one I normally do along Riverland Road. It was only 83°F when I started out with 86% humidity. The good thing about Riverland is the shade along the sidewalks. The full walk is around 1.9 miles but I cut it short and it was around 1.5.

When I returned home, I began the task of raking leaves. That mango tree is insatiable in leaf shed. After raking, I swept that area and then begin to work on cleaning the pool filter.

This was a challenge for me. I have to lift the filter out of the canister. The wet pool filter cartridge can weight a good deal over the five pound limit I’m restricted to for my left arm. I was able to pull it out with my right arm. Then came the moment of truth after cleaning it with a water hose – picking it back up and placing it back within the canister. I have to use both hands to do that because there is a steel rod that runs through the center of the filter when you put it back in place and an aerator that sprays water along the top of the filter. The rod part is easy but the aerator is a plastic tube that doesn’t want to cooperate. In any case, I made it and managed to get it operational again.

Next up was to check the chemicals in the pool then wash down the patio deck and get the iguana poop off the pool deck. After that was accomplished, I then sprayed weeds in both the front and the back.

When I got back inside to the A/C, I checked my weather app and it said the feels like temp was 103°F. No argument from me on that report. I do admit to feeling light headed (more than usual) during the raking and spraying parts. I’ve noticed that occurs a lot when I have to bend over or when I look upward. Not sure that’s due to the surgery or my blood pressure medicine.

Anyway, after spraying of herbicide, I always take a shower. I peeled off the temporary bandage over the incision and jumped in the shower. I managed to only slightly dampen the bandage with the plastic covering over the drain insert. That’s the first shower in eight days. I don’t seem to be as black and blue as before but the bandage over the drain insertion is pretty bloody.

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Yesterday I told you about pink purslane and how Dr. Pullen studied the family for his PhD. As I walked Riverland, I looked down and saw Portulaca oleracea, or common purslane.

Common Purslane (Portulaca oleracea)

As you can see, it has the fleshy stems and leaves but with yellow flowers. One thing I forgot to mention about purslane yesterday is the fruit is a capsule that splits along its circumference and the top pops off exposing the seeds within the capsule. That type of opening is termed circumscissle and is rather unusual. If you look carefully at the bottom of the photo, among the pink stems, you can see little round white “bowls” attached to the stems. One even still has seeds in it and looks a little like a face staring back at you.

The way the seeds are dispersed is by raindrops hitting the remaining bowl of the capsule and splashing the seeds out. Personally, I think the pink purslane is a little more attractive. Every time I see the common purslane, it always looks a little ragged – like it has had a bad week.

After lunch, I climbed into bed and read about an hour on my iPad and then napped. I must have conked out from all the effort this morning because I slept for an hour. I waked just in time for our afternoon thunderstorm. Hopefully, I’ll have no lightning strikes close to the house.

I checked online yesterday about survivability of palms with lightning strikes. They don’t. Some trees managed OK but the web informs me that the most the palm will probably survive is a few months. Again, I’ll miss the shade it provides. It probably won’t be the last palm I lose to lightning. Florida is the lightning capital of the U.S.

Stay tuned!

Cancer Update – Part 34

20 July 2023

Today was my first follow up with the surgeon, Dr. Burgers. Usually, when you go in, Lorraine, the nurse, makes you weigh, takes your blood pressure, oxygen level and temperature. This time she ushered me right back to a waiting room.

Prior to being called, there were two ladies in the waiting room madly filling out paper work. One had an accent and the other had a perfectly normal southern drawl. The lady with the southern drawl looked up at me and said I must have completed the paperwork earlier. I didn’t tell her this was my fourth visit. I just said I did it on line. Another lady came in and they got to talking and she told the southern drawl that she also had done everything on line. The lady with the accent was called back and she was still filling out the paper work as she left. They do ask a lot of questions and want to know you family’s medical history in detail. Both were having to consult their phones for information. I think both ladies will now start filling out online forms from now on.

Dr. Burgers began peeling off the old bandage and she was stunned at the amount of bruising. She kept saying “I don’t know why you are so bruised!” She also discovered there was a small hematoma in the area of the incision and where the drain exits my body. There was also a small blister where she thinks the tape rubbed against my chest.

She gave me the go-ahead for showering and I don’t have to keep a bandage over the incision. She put a plastic-like film over the bandage of the drain. The only bad news is that I have to keep the drain, at least until July 28. I have an appointment with the hematologist/oncologist at 3 pm that day and she managed to schedule me for a second post-surgery consult (and hopefully drain removal) at 1:15 that date.

I just noticed in the photo that I don’t have any axillary hair. I’m sure they shaved that for surgery but I’m also sure pulling the tape away took away any remaining hairs. Whatever tape they use these days is ultra sticky!

Speaking of hair, one of the side effects of chemo is the loss of hair. That’s not a problem for my head – it’s already gone. What surprised me was how little I have to shave now. I can tell my chest and legs are smoother than before but the freakiest is I now have hairless testicles! No need for me to manscape now. Not that I ever did.

I asked Dr. Burgers if she had received the final analysis of the lymph nodes and she said yes and that all was clear. The next steps are to finish healing, removal of the drain, and then begin chemotherapy. She expressed hope that it would be a little less traumatic than the first attempt. From her mouth….

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Today, a small tip of the hat to my major professor at Ole Miss, Dr. Pullen. I’ve mentioned he was originally from Florida, hence the emphasis on the coffee family of plants (Rubiaceae).

During my graduate school days, I found he did his doctoral dissertation on members of the Portulacaceae, the purslane family of plants. Wikipedia reports 115 species of a single genus, Portulaca. That is now. Back then, before DNA analysis of plants became a thing, there were 20 genera and 500 species of plants. It’s most common in semi-dry regions of the Southern Hemisphere but the genus is common in the southern U.S.

Today, 19 of those 20 genera are placed in the family Montiaceae and Portulaca stands alone.

I assume to earn a PhD in botany, he had to study and analyze the physical characteristics of those 500 species by either visiting herbaria all over the U.S. or having specimens sent to him on loan from all over the globe. You’d do things like measure every physical trait available on a herbarium specimen and at the same time collecting them in the field and doing the same analysis.

You can understand my excitement when I first moved to Florida and one of the first plants I ran into was Portulaca pilosa.

Pink Purslane (Portulaca pilosa)

It’s considered a succulent – meaning it has fleshy stems and leaves. The term pilosa comes from the hairs on the plant. It’s common in the southern U.S. and as far south as Brazil in South America. The drier the climate, the more hairy the plant becomes.

In South Florida, this plant can bloom year round and can be used as a ground cover. I have it in a strawberry pot and it seems to like spilling over the sides of the pot like strawberries.

Four species of Portulacca are found in Florida: P. pilosa, P. amilis, P. grandiflora, and P. polokiniensis. Biota of North America reports 17 species in the U.S.

Mea culpa. On the last post, I pictured a flower called Cushion Buckwheat (Eriogonun ovalifolium). It wasn’t. I’ve now corrected the image and if you look at the last post, you can see the plant. The reason I tell you this is that a former member of the Portulacaceae, Cistante umbellata was the one I mistakenly included in yesterday’s post. Both can have pink flowers.

Umbellate Pussytoes (Cistante umbellata) Family Montiaceae

The other genus I’ve collected that was formerly in Portulacaceae is Calandrina ciliata.

Red Maids (Calandrina cilata) Family Montiaceae

If you look at the photo of pink purslane and the above photo of red maids, I think you can see why they would have been placed in the same family based on gross morphological characteristics.

Just to show you how fast things can change, when I did my three cross country trips to National Parks, the family Portulacaceae still had 20 genera. By the time I finished my last trip, the family had been totally revised to the single genus Portulacaceae. Either that or I hadn’t kept up with the literature. Just for the sake of it, I’ve included two other genera I photographed that were in the family at the time.

Genus/SpeciesCommon NameLocation
Portulaca oleraceaPink PurslaneMi casa, Fort Lauderdale; Lake Louisa State Park, Florida; Big Bend National Park
Cistante umbellataUmbellate PussytoesCrater Lake National Park
Calandrina ciliataRed MaidsRedwoods National Park

Stay tuned!

Everything Fred – Part 92

19 July 2023

Today has been a little calmer than yesterday. At least no lightning bolts destroying trees – yet. The afternoon is still young.

One good event that did happen yesterday was I reconnected by phone with an old coastie buddy, Chip Sutton, an electricians mate on board the CGC Reliance. His cubby was next to the radio room on the Reliance and we depended on him to keep our electronics running.

I never will forget the day we tried everything with out main transmitter, an old tube model and we couldn’t get it to work. Chip worked on it for hours and finally threw up his hands and said there was only one thing left to do – give it the smoke test. I asked “smoke test?” He said “yea, you run the resistance up enough and see what burns out in the transmitter and that’s probably causing the problem.” It worked!

He now lives in north Georgia at a place called Sugar Hill. I know the place. It’s on my way to the waterfalls of North Georgia and I pass that exit on the interstate all the time. Next time I promised to stop in and chew the fat with Chip.

Before I was discharged from my hospital stay at Holy Cross, their app MyChart scheduled me for a visit with my primary care doctor. I showed up and when he walked in, he looked at me and I looked at him and we both wondered why we were there. He and I concluded that when I falsely tested positive, the person entering the information must have automatically scheduled a follow up with the primary. We talked a little and he was pleased I looked well and then I left.

Holley and Jim stopped by this afternoon and marveled at my lightning modified Bismarck palm.

Holley snapped this of me while looking at the Bismarck palm. I finally shaved today after a week of no shaving. The chemo has certainly cut down on the times I need to shave!

My neighbor across the street agreed to cut it down just before bulk trash day (1st Wednesday of the month) for $400. I suggested $500. That’s one damn big tree and you really have to know what you are doing when you fell that thing. It’s worth it. Most tree trimmers would charge at least a thousand for a tree that size. He always low balls me on price – the benefit of being a neighbor, I guess.

Holley and Jim brought over some plums, some couscous, a book, and some flowers. That’s the most flowers I’ve gotten in a long time. Judith and Chris sent me some yesterday and today I got some from Jim and Holley!

Flowers from Judith and Chris
Flowers from Jim and Holley.

I feel well loved! Giving flowers to a botanist is always a good idea!

Tomorrow is my first post surgery meeting with Dr. Burgers. I hope I can get the very large bandage off and a small one in its stead to cover the point of exit of the drain. The big bandage is a pain.

I’m still doing bathing wipes. It’s been a week since my last shower and even though the bathing wipes help, it’s not the same as a good, long, hot shower. I also long for the day I can get back in the pool. I suspect the drain will stay in another week unless there’s a miraculous change overnight in the color of the fluid.

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Today’s plant is Seagrape. From the photo below, I think you can see why it gets the name. When the “grapes” get ripe, you can make jelly from them.

Just as an aside, scientifically, Seagrape is one word since it is not a true grape of the Vitaceae family. That holds pretty much through science. It’s dragonfly not dragon fly and tsetse fly not tsetsefly.

This is a native plant of South Florida, the Caribbean, Bahamas, Bermuda, and tropical America. It’s a member of the buckwheat family, Polygonaceae.

I always took my botany students by this plant to show them what “clasping” stipules look like. Stipules are leaf-like structures at the base of some leaf petioles (leaf stems). Most stick out from the plant but in this plant, they wrap around or “clasp” the stem.

You can see the base of the leaf and the red petiole. The reddish part wrapped around the stem are the clasping stipules.

Seagrape can get tree size. I’ve seen some very large specimens in peoples’ yards and also in some of the local parks. Wikipedia suggests they help stabilize dunes and can shield sea turtle hatchlings from the lights of the city and ensure the hatchings head to sea (and towards the moon over the ocean).

I’ve never had any jelly or jam or wine from the grapes but am always on the lookout for it.

The family Polygonaceae is also know as the knotweed or smartweed family as well as buckwheat. One genus of plants is known as the edible buckwheat (Fagopyrum) and the genus Rumex is known as the sorrels, edible in salads.

My first experience with the family was in an Aquatic Plants course taught by Dr. Pullen at Ole Miss during my first year of graduate school. Several members of the genus Polygonum are known as aquatics or semiaquatics. One characteristic of the family is that it often has swollen nodes (a node is where a leaf attaches).

I got a real introduction to the family while on my cross country trips to national parks. The genus Eriogonum is very abundant out west. Here is what I’ve photographed so far.

Genus/SpeciesCommon NameLocation
Coccoloba uviferaSeagrapeBahia Honda State Park, Florida; Secret Woods Park, Fort Lauderdale
Eriogonum arborescensSanta Rosa Island BuckwheatSanta Rosa Island, Channel Islands National Park
Eriogonum arcelatumBakers Wild BuckwheatGrand Canyon, South Rim
Eriogonum fasciulatumRedtop BuckwheatJoshua Tree National Park
Eriogonum flavumYellow BuckwheatYellowstone National Park
Eriogonum grandeIsland BuckwheatSanta Rosa Island, Channel Islands National Park
Eriogonum hemipterumChisos Mountain BuckwheatBig Bend National Park
Eriogonum inflatumDesert TrumpetDeath Valley National Park
Eriogonum jamesiiAntelope SageCedar Grove, NM
Eriogonum latifoliumCoastal BuckwheatTwin Peaks, San Francisco
Eriogonum leptocladonSand BuckwheatGrand Canyon, South Rim
Eriogonum marifoliumMarumleaf BuckwheatCrater Lake National Park
Eriogonum microthecumSlender BuckwheatGrand Canyon, South Rim
Eriogonum occidentalisWestern DockMount Rushmore National Monument
Eriogonum ovalifoliumCushion BuckwheatCanyonlands National Park; Yellowstone National Park; Crater Lake National Park
Eriogonum tomentosumWild BuckwheatTorreya State Park, Florida
Eriogonum umbellatumSulfur BuckwheatYellowstone National Park
Oxyria digynaMountain SorrelBugaboos, British Columbia
Polygonumm bistortoidesAmerican BistortCrater Lake National Park
Rumex acetosellaSheep SorrelCrater Lake National Park
Rumex hastalusSour DockReed Bingham State Park, Georgia
Rumex hymenosepalusCanaigreArches National Park
Rumex obtusifoliusBitter DockReed Bingham State Park, Georgia

One of the weirdest I’ve found in the family is Eriogonum inflatum or Desert Trumpet. It takes the inflated petiole to the extreme.

Desert Trumpet (Eriogonum inflatum)

One of the prettiest I’ve found is Cushion Buckwheat (Eriogonium ovalifolium).

Stay tuned!

Everything Fred – Part 91

18 July 2023

I certainly seem to lead an interesting life. In just this year alone, my home flooded on 22 April, I got a cancer diagnosis on 23 April, and today, my Bismarck palm in the front yard was struck by lightning. It was the second palm in the front struck by lightning (August 2020) and the second flood (from my dishwasher that required all new flooring and all new cabinets – August 2020). Certain months seem to be more interesting than others.

I had finished lunch and was relaxing in bed with my iPad when I heard an approaching thunderstorm. It turned out to be an intense electrical storm. I got up to turn off the computer and was heading into the kitchen when a bolt of lightning hit and a millisecond later was a burst of thunder. I knew it had to be very close and in the front yard and the only really tall structure was my Bismarck palm.

Bismarck Palm (Bismarckia nobilis) It’s a native of Madagascar and can grow up to 60 feet tall. I suspect mine is around 30-40 feet and it’s the tallest in the neighborhood by far.

It almost died last year and it had finally come back and seemed to be thriving even though there were several holes in the trunk where iguanas and birds had taken up residence.

This is the view of the west side of the palm. The lightning ran down the trunk.

I peaked out the window and saw some fibers along the trunk.

This is the east side of the trunk. The strike blew out two sides of the tree.

Fortunately, it didn’t catch fire!

Fibers blown out from the trunk. I guess there are some fried iguanas and birds within the trunk

I assume the tree will die. I suspect it’ll cost a pretty penny to remove but fortunately the neighbor across the streets tends to all my palms. He was surprised it survived last year. The real question is did the lightning travel underground and kill the Queen palm next to the front fence? The bolt certainly played with the electronics in the house. My alarm system defaulted to the original setting. Previously, I silenced the beeps when you open or close a door and now it is back to beeping on door openings.

I’ll miss this palm. It provides great shade. I raised it from a 50 gallon container when it was only about 5 feet tall. Tom Green purchased it for me on his license as a palm dealer from a local nursery and he helped me unload it and put it in the ground. Everyone comments on it as they walk pass the house.

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Holy Cross sent me a test result yesterday about the pathology of my lymph nodes. Dr. Burgers sampled three lymph nodes in my arm pit. All three were negative for cancer. I’ll find out more about the test on Thursday when I meet with her about the surgery and when she checks on the drain. I admit that my lymph nodes under the left arm are very sore and tender. I also seem to have some swelling above what was the left breast.

I’m not sure when I became familiar with lymph nodes. I suspect it was as a kid being examined by Dr. Clark, our family physician in Morton. He would often feel up around my throat, under my ears and down my neck and under my arm pits and ask if I were sore. If I replied yes, he would tell me my lymph nodes were infected.

Over the years, I learned to check them myself when I was not feeling well and the nodes most sensitive were the ones in the arm pit region.

You’ve probably heard that humans have a closed circulatory system: the heart pumps blood away from the body via arteries which lead to arterioles which lead to capillaries which lead to venues which lead to veins which lead back to the heart. That’s pretty spot on but it doesn’t address the lymphatic system which drains tissues and then feeds the fluids back into the circulatory system. The lymph system is an open system, not closed. So technically, if you are addressing the circulatory and lymphatic system, we don’t have a closed system of circulation.

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Fortunately for me, prior to the electrical storm I managed to make Mother’s recipe for fudge.

I watched her make this a million times and there’s something comforting about making it, particularly on a rainy day. The yellow you see is the butter that I greased the dish with so you can get the fudge out without it sticking to the pan.

It’s a pretty simple recipe with sugar, chocolate powder, milk, vanilla extract, and I add a little Karo syrup and peanut butter and regular butter. She would remove it from the heat when it reached soft ball stage and let it cool a little then whip it until it began to set up. I’ve tasted better and creamier fudges but this is my preferred texture and taste and probably just because of nostalgia of cooking it with my Mother.

OK, I admit. I’m tired of floods, tired of cancer and tired of lightning strikes. I’d like my excitement in the form of trips to exotic locations in the U.S. I need to get back into the woods and recalibrate. Sadly, I’ll be more than a little constrained for the next 15 weeks with recovery from surgery and the beginning of chemotherapy.

Stay tuned!

Everything Fred – Part 90

17 July 2023

This is a second hand telling on an event that happened on Saturday. Keith called me to check on me and I could tell he was emotional. He proceeded to tell me of a shocking event.

A group of dog walkers, including long time friends Keith and Joel often meet at a small park along Victoria Park Road. It’s called Annie Beck Park that runs along Karen Canal, part of the extensive set of canals that gives Fort Lauderdale its moniker of Venice of America.

The little red pin on the left of the map shows the location of Annie Beck Park.

All along Victoria Park Road and along all the canals are some of the most exclusive areas in Fort Lauderdale. For example, one house just a little north of the park sold this year for $5.75 million dollars.

The dog walkers are an eclectic bunch and it can be as few as three people and as many as 10. Like most friends, they got to know each other through their pets. It’s a pretty tight knit bunch and they often celebrate life events together: birthdays, anniversaries, national holidays, etc.

On Saturday, it must have been a gathering of at least six or seven standing together in the park when either a pit bull or pit bull mix jumped out of the open window of a parked SUV and attacked one of the small dogs of the group. After being stunned, they all jumped in to pull the attacking dog of the small, 14 year dog, to no avail.

Someone noticed that the SUV was occupied. Two went over and tried to rouse the person in the SUV to come get their dog. There was no response and they ended up shouting and banging on the doors of the SUV (both front windows were open) to arouse the individual. He was either asleep or passed out. They finally roused him and he jumped in to pull his dog off the other dog. The owner of the attacking dog finally got him off the little dog. The attacker then went after another small dog in the group. All the while, everyone was trying to keep their own dogs safe.

Finally the owner grabbed his dog, threw him into the SUV and sped away. Fortunately, two of the group had the presence of mind to photograph the tag of the SUV. Two people called 911 and two sets of police arrived. Joel and another of the group took the owner of the first dog attacked to the emergency vet but it was too late. Apparently, the attacking dog had broken the neck of the little dog. The owner was devastated and all of the dog walkers were in shock.

Two police reports were filed. One of the dog walker bunch found the Facebook profile of the individual and it showed the guy with his dog on his Facebook page. He was shirtless and he was easily identified by his heavily tattooed torso and arms.

Concerned that the police were not being aggressive enough, several phone calls worked their way up to the mayor. No one still knows whether the owner of the attacking dog was contacted or arrested.

This is an all too common occurrence. When I had Rocky and we walked in the neighborhood, he was attacked numerous times. That’s actually why I walked with a walking stick – to keep vicious dogs away from Rocky. Now, it’s just to keep me upright.

One friend in my neighborhood was walking her usual route with her two dogs when two dogs ran out from a house and attacked her dogs. She had to have both taken to the vet. The home owner was dog sitting for a friend and didn’t realize the dogs were vicious. Fortunately, he owned up to the deed and paid the vet fees.

Michel, when she lived in my neighborhood, was walking her dog when another jumped a fence and attacked her dog. She had to badger the owner over several days to pay the vet visit.

Fort Lauderdale has a leash low. Very few people obey the law. All the dog walk group at Annie Beck have their dogs on leashes which probably was the only reason many more of the dogs there were not injured.

Hopefully, the owner of the attacking dog will be held to account. I don’t hold anything against the attacking dog. It’s the owner that is responsible for his dog’s actions. I tend to believe there are no bad dogs, just bad dog owners.

Rocky was supposedly a pit bull mix but a gentler dog you would never find. He was never the aggressor in a dog fight. It was always him defending himself against an aggressor.

All of the dog walkers are still in shock and they are contemplating what they can do to protect themselves and their pets. I’m sure several are thinking of now walking with tasers and pepper spray. It’s sad that it has come to this.

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I’ve previously written about this tree before but I do love it. It’s Sea Hibiscus.

Sea Hibiscus/Mahoe (Talipariti tiliaceum)

The old genus and species was Hibiscus tiliaceus. What’s fascinating about this is, number one, it’s a tree and, number two, the flowers only open for one day and then change color and fall off the tree.

The petals turn from yellow to red and then fall of the plant intact. Only the ovary and stamens are left attached to the tree.

As a kid growing up, I knew of hibiscus as swamp mallow or rose mallow (H. moscheutos) or rose of Sharon (H. syriacus). Here in Florida, we mostly have the shrub known as Chinese hibiscus (H. rosa-sinensis). All belong to the mallow family of plants (Malvaceae).

Another relative of the hibiscus is the genus Gossypium better known as cotton. Both cotton and hibiscus tend to be tropical and both produce a woody capsule as a dry fruit. It’s cotton, of course, that produces numerous fibers around the seeds that are almost pure cellulose from which we spin the cloth. You can either praise or curse Eli Whitney for discovering a method of separating the seeds from the fibers.

According to Wikipedia, there are four species of the genus Gossypium: G. hirsutum (90% of cotton production) G. barbadense (8%) G. arboreum (<2%) and G. herbarium (<2%). If you were to remove all the seeds and fibers from a cotton boll, the remaining woody capsule would look pretty similar to the woody capsule of the hibiscus plant. By the way, one of my neighbors has G. arboreum. I had never seen cotton grow on a tree before!

In my travels, and in my backyard, I’ve encountered seven genera and 12 species of the mallow family.

Genus/SpeciesCommon NameLocation
Eremalche rotundifoliaDesert 5-spotDeath Valley
Herissanthia crispaBladder MallowBahia Honda State Park, Florida
Hibiscus coulteriDesert Rose MallowSaguaro National Park
Malva arboreaBush MallowLands End, San Francisco
Malva parvifloraCheeseweedSanta Rosa Island, Channel Islands National Park
Sida ciliarisFringed FanpetalsBahia Honda State Park, Florida
Sida rhombifoliaWireweedBack Yard
Sphaeralcea angustifoliaNarrow-leaf GlobemallowCarlsbad Caverns National Park
Sphaeralcea coccineaScarlet GlobemallowGrand Canyon, south rim; Capitol Reef National Park; Badlands National Park; Zion National Park; Arches national Park; Pipe Springs National Monument; Red Cliffs, Utah
Sphaeralcea grossularifoliaGoosefoot GlobemallowGreat Basin National Park
Sphaeralcea incanaGray GlobemallowCedar Grove, NM
Urena lobataBur MallowMyakka River State Park, Florida

So, from my one and only experience at picking cotton to the Rose of Sharon, the mallow family is firmly implanted into my memory banks.

Everything Fred – Part 89

16 July 2023

Fried cockroach for breakfast. More on that later.

I waked at 1:30 am and couldn’t go back to sleep. I think it’s because I slept so much yesterday. Around 2:30 I started to read a little and by 3:30 I was hungry. I mean really hungry. Waffle time!

I made blueberry waffles from scratch. As I was warming up the waffle iron, I started the bacon in a nonstick skillet. I kept noticing a strange aroma and I thought it must be coming from the waffle iron. I thought I had previously “cooked” the foreign smell out of it on a previous occasion. Oh well, on with the process of making waffles and frying bacon.

As you can see, the waffles turned out well. I ad libbed on the recipe by adding an extra tablespoon of sugar and a splash of vanilla extract. The blueberries provided a nice finishing touch.

As I took up the bacon, I drained the grease into a container and as I went to place the skillet on the stove, I noticed something on the eye. I thought a piece of bacon may have broken off. Upon closer examination, it was a flattened, fried cockroach. I can only assume he was on the bottom of the skillet and when I picked it up to place on the eye, I squashed him against the eye and the skillet. That was the peculiar smell. I’d just as soon not smell that again.

So what do you do after cleaning up, turning on the dishwasher and cleaning the bacon skillet and stove within an inches of their lives? I go for a walk at 5:30 am. The temperature was 80°F but the “feels like” temperature was 86°F. Combine that with 87% humidity and it was not a refreshing walk. It’s hard to believe it was so hot and humid and the sun wasn’t even up.

I don’t normally walk that early but it was nice to get out in the neighborhood and see who was up and about on a Sunday morning. I passed one walker and one guy was getting into his car to go somewhere. I also find it interesting as to who has their lights on and are actually up and those who just leave interior lights on during the night. For some reason, like me, most people leave portions of their windows open for viewing in. Anyone passing my house can look into my living room. If you time it right, you can see me running through the living room naked to get to the kitchen hoping no one sees me pass the windows.

For some reason, I’m not terribly sore from the surgery. The only real thing that bugs me is the bandage they placed over the drain which seems to irritate my arm pit. It’s the tape that is used to attach the bandage that bothers me. I’ll probably ask someone to come by today and change the dressing and allow me to get a good look at the area around the drain. I want to make sure it doesn’t get infected.

I must also feel pretty good to get up at 3:30 am and make a huge breakfast. I only walked 1.2 miles this morning but that was because of the humidity and temperature. After posting the blog, I may go back to sleep for a while. The only thing on my “To Do” list is grocery shop sometime today.

Today’s plant is jatropa.

Jatropa:Peregrina (Jatropha integerrima)

This plant is a native of Cuba so it’s altogether fitting it should be found in south Florida. It’s a member of the euphorb family (Euphorbiaceae) and as such it produces a white latex when you break of a stem or leaf. It caused me great consternation when I first saw it in the neighborhood and actually had to ask my friend Joe what it was. It’s a pretty common shrub/tree in the landscape of south Florida.

Plant Care Today suggests it attracts monarchs, swallowtails and zebra longwing butterflies. I’ve never seen them on the plant but monarchs are attracted to milkweeds which produce a latex-like secretion which makes monarchs taste bad to birds. Some of the leaves are tri-lobed.

Stay tuned!

Cancer Update – Part 33

15 July 2023

I’m back home! Barbara picked me up at Holy Cross around 5:30 pm and took me to my pharmacy for Tramadol. I joked that she was my mule for drugs. I didn’t have my wallet and she paid for the drug ($1.70). Tramadol is a synthetic opioid used to treat sever to moderate pain. Hopefully, I won’t need it. Usually Advil stands me in good stead.

I got to the house around 6:30. To be honest, I was exhausted. I went to bed at 8:30 and slept like a baby until 4:30 this morning. I was wide awake. By 7 am I was on my morning walk.

The surgery recovery sheet recommends you walk. Not a problem. I’ve been missing my morning walks due to diarrhea and I wanted to get back to them. I managed 1.38 miles this morning. It was also good to get back into my routine.

I must have been tired because around 9 I couldn’t keep my eyes open. I headed back to bed and slept for another hour. I suspect I’ll be doing a lot of sleeping this week.

Instead of diarrhea, I’m slightly constipated. I’ll take that over the diarrhea although it does lead to some stomach cramps.

It was all a mistake. It was a false positive for Covid. In two days, I’ve had four Covid tests. The first was positive and done during the surgery. The second was done yesterday and was negative. Before they discharged me, they did two more and they were negative. My surgeon said when she saw the positive test during surgery it opened up a whole lot of questions in her mind. The second, third and fourth tests probably gave her some peace. I suspect the third and fourth tests were because they were concerned the negative was a false reading.

Since I tested positive during surgery, they put me on the Covid floor. The nurses there are great. They are also very careful to gown, glove and mask up before entering the room. Two nurses asked me to spread the word that Covid is back. Their case load is increasing and the nurses are very concerned and scared people will not take it seriously. One also indicated that it was good that I was going home and not staying on the Covid floor.

I have homework. I have to empty the drain bulb that is draining the area around my lymph nodes into a container and measure the amount of fluid. At this stage, it’s mostly bloody. Hopefully by the time I see my surgeon on the 20th it will be straw colored and the drain can come out. It’s not the most pleasant chore but it’s easily done. I pin the bulb to my shorts and go about my business after I complete the chore. It really doesn’t interfere with my sleep so that’s a plus. I just can’t sleep on my left side.

John is coming by today with home made chili and some rice crispy treats. Have I mentioned what good friends I have?

Another day in paradise with heat index of 105°F and thunderstorms!

Today’s flower is Bangkok Rose.

Bangkok Rose (Mussaenda philippica)

It’s another member of the coffee family (Rubiaceae) and is native to the Philippines. Look carefully at the bottom left and you can see a little orange flower. The white petal-like structure are actually the sepals of the flower and are by far the showiest part of the flower.

It reminds me of bougainvillea. The showy part of that is the colorful bracts. A lot of “flowers” are not actually the petals, stamens, pistil and sepals but modified leaves (bracts).

You can see the whitish petals of the tubular flower and the red bracts below each flower.

The name bougainvillea reminds me of the Pacific Island Bouganville. Dad was in the Pacific theater in WWII and was on that island. His army command relieved the marine contingent on the island. It was the scene of fierce fighting.

In any case, the plant bougainvillea belongs in the four-o-clock family of plants the Nyctaginaceae and it’s native to eastern South America. My Aunt Buleah used to have four-o-clocks growing around an old oak tree in her front yard and I would love to hang out there. They really did open their blooms at 4 pm. Of course, I’m not sure that was daylight savings time or standard time.

Another flower that has showy bracts is the American dogwood.

American Dogwood (Cornus florida)

The green center is actually a cluster of flowers arranged as an umbel. The showy part are the bracts that subtend the flowers. It belongs in the family Cornaceae and over the years I’ve found six different species.

SpeciesCommon NameLocation
Cornus alternifoliaAlternate Leaf DogwoodGreat Smoky Mountain National Park
Cornus canadensisBunchberryAcadia National Park, Lake Louise – Canada, Bugaboos – Canada, Emerald Lake – Canada
Cornus floridaAmerican DogwwodO’Leno State Park, Great Smoky Mountains National Park
Cornus foeminaSwamp DogwoodSilver Springs State Park – Florida, Blue Springs State Park – Florida, Great Smoky Mountains National Park
Cornus sericeaRed OsierEmerald Lake – Canada, Sequoia/Kings Canyon National Park

That only leaves me 13 more species and 3 varieties to still find on my hikes!

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Cancer Update – Part 32

14 July 2023

I spent a fairly restful night last night in spite of a vitals check every four hours. They gave me a Benadryl to help me sleep and ibuprofen for any pain associated with the surgery. I finally started to stir around 5:30 am.

An associate of Dr. Burgers came in and had a long conversation with me about the surgery, how to take care of the drain, and what to do with home care. He also said further analysis of the lymph nodes and the tumor might alter the treatment for the better.

Dr. Burgers came in later with the same associate and checked the surgical area, made some comments about how well it went. She also cleared up a question I had about whether chemo with Herceptin and Taxol was 9 individual weeks or simply three sessions separated by three weeks. It’s 9 individual weeks because Taxol is generally given weekly.

The surgical wound looks pretty large. You may not want to look at the photo.

I no longer have an areola or nipple. The length of the scar shows how far they had to go to find the sentinel lymph nodes. You can also see some bruising near my arm pit. She reiterated that the nodes looked clear of cancer and she didn’t anticipate further analysis of the lymph nodes to show anything cancerous.

Again, Holy Cross is an excellent facility. In a direct line of sight from your bed is a Nurses’ Board which the name of each nurse and the telephone number you may reach them. They actually answer their phones and come as quickly as they can.

When they change shifts, they erase and add the new night team or day team.

The food is still hospital food but edible. If you don’t call down with your requests, they call you and ask you for your choices. They don’t call themselves food services but “Room Service.” I’m amazed the food is as good as it is.

They provide five entrees, some custom orders, like hamburgers, and a long list of sides.

My lunch was lemon sage chicken, garden salad with Ranch dressing, iced tea, mixed fruit and apple crisp. I ate my entire breakfast and lunch. I usually don’t have that much appetite.

The nurse came in and gave me another Covid test. She didn’t understand why because once you test positive they assume you are positive. Dr. Burgers requested an infectious disease physician to come examine me so that may be the reason for the additional test. Both were PCR’s so they are the most accurate of tests. Even so, some PCR tests give false positives. Dr. Burgers agreed that I may have been more susceptible to Covid because of that first round of chemo.

My hope is to be home by this evening some time. I have a prescription for Tramadol for pain ready at Walgreens. I’ve been trained in how to take care of the drain. I can actually shower on Saturday.

The one bit of great news is my diarrhea has stopped. It may return after some of the anesthesia is out of my body but right now I’m pleased.

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Cancer Update – Part 31

13 July 2023

What a day. Holley stuck with me through thick and thin. See arrived at the house at 8:45 am and finally left and the only way 6:45 pm. She’s a trooper! She spent 10 hours at Holy Cross with me. I figure she colored quite a few pages in her adult coloring book!

Preop. Didn’t realize the hair net looked like a French beret.

First order of business after checking in was to go down to imaging for preop for a Lymphoscintigram which is a fancy way of saying they wanted to inject a radioactive substance into my sentinel lymph nodes. The idea is to pinpoint the lymph nodes so they can biopsy them during the mastectomy without having to explore too much. They take photos where the areas glow on a camera photograph. It takes 15 minutes for the radioactivity to find the nodes. Then they take five minutes of photos so they technician and doctor can mark them on my body with, get this, a Sharpie.

Lymphoscintigram machine. It was hell keeping my left arm in that position for 20 minutes. The technician called the room the Meat Locker because it was so cold.

The doctor was a wit. When he found out my name was Searcy, he asked the tech who that was. The tech didn’t know so when he asked me I said a Demi-goddess who turned Odyessus’ men into pigs. Of course, the demigoddess is spelled Circe. The doctor was impressed. Then I explained the origin of my name from the province of Cerci in Franc and the Huguenot emigration to England.

I won’t lie and tell you the procedure didn’t hurt. It did. He said he does this numerous times of day with women and they never bat an eye. Only men express pain. I said “what did he expect – anything different.” My sentinel lymph nodes were in the arm pit region.

Isotope lit up the picture for the location of the sentinel lymph nodes.
High tech method of determining the location of lymph nodes – a Sharpie. Of course, they did this in conjunction with the radiographic imaging.

In part of the conversation with the orderly who wheeled me into imaging, he talked about masks and the need to wear them (we were) and how he needed to get back in the habit. There were eleven Covid patients in Holy Cross and it looked like the number was increasing. It did.

After that, things moved rapidly. I was taken back to preop.

You know how hospitals provide heated blankets. This was new to me and Holley. It’s like an air mattress they pump warm air into. It was heaven after the Meat Locker.

I was wheeled into surgery at 1 pm. Poor Holley. They made her go to the waiting room. The surgeon, Dr. Burgers, came by and explained everything to Holly and me prior to surgery. Holley wanted me to stay the night because it’s easier to treat pain in the hospital through an IV line than at home with pills. The nurse suggested Dr. Burgers was adverse to the idea but she immediately agreed to admit me after the surgery. I guess I didn’t have to tell her men can’t tolerate pain as well as women.

Holley was on pins and needles while in the waiting room but Dr. Burgers came to explain everything. The lymph nodes were not cancerous. They will continue to do tests and I have a follow up appointment next week with both Dr. Burgers and the hematologist/oncologist Dr. Velez. Dr. Burgers is pretty certain nothing will show up on the extended tests of the lymph nodes. That was great news that the cancer had not spread. She also told Holley (and probably me but I don’t remember anything) that the tumor was easily detached and dispatched.

I was taken to recovery and was loopy for quite a while. Then they rolled me up to fourth floor for my night in the hospital. The nurse came in later and said there’s good news and bad news. The good news was things looked good surgery wise and the bad news was I tested positive for Covid. She said they would send me to the Covid floor on the second floor.

On my door on the fourth floor before they took me to the Covid floor. Gloves, gown, and mask required.

What’s so strange was four weeks ago I tested negative when I was in the emergency room from dehydration. I also show no symptoms. I found out tonight they will maybe keep me a couple of days for Covid observation so I guess it was a good thing they reserved a room for me post surgery. I may be in the hospital for a longer stay than I thought.

I do have a little pain from the surgery but they immediately gave me some happy juice through the IV and it’s manageable. I also have a bra to keep pressure on the wound. I knew they would put a drain into the wound to keep fluid from building up but I did not anticipate the size of the bulb used to collect the fluid. I imagined a small bulb like on a pipette. It’s huge! It has to be emptied once or twice every day for a week, at least.

Drain bulb. Yes, that’s my blood. It has to run clear before they remove the drains.

My new room on the second floor has a scenic view of the air conditioning unit for this wing. Before bringing me down to the second floor, Holley went to the cafeteria and bought me dinner. Just as they took me down, the hospital brought me dinner and it was virtually identical to what Holley brought me.

French beret, a bra, and dinner.

Holley made me pack a bag just in case of a hospital stay and that’s where I kept my phone, iWatch, iPad and laptop. She kept it in the trunk of her car and when she brought it up I had something like 30 texts and messages asking about me and how I was doing. It was very moving.

I actually feel great. Could be the drugs but I’m not in a lot of pain. I’m mobile and I’m hoping for a false positive on the Covid test. My new room is a single so there’s no roommate. Life could have been a lot worse after the surgery today so I count my blessings.

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Cancer Update – Part 30

12 July 2023

Tomorrow is the big day! I confess to being overwhelmed and humbled at all the attention my friends and family have lavished on me since this process began sometime in February. The old saying applies, you don’t get to chose your family but you do get to chose your friends. I apparently have a sixth sense in choosing friends – they’ve certainly come through for me.

Holley insisted on taking me tomorrow. She also insists she will spend the entire time at the hospital with me and take me back home. I protested but it doesn’t do any good with Holley. Once she makes up her mind there’s no changing it. She says she’ll take her adult coloring book and keep occupied while I’m in surgery.

Holley also made an excellent suggestion to pack an overnight bag and leave in her trunk in case the hospital admits me. That way no one will have to come back to the house and pack stuff up. Most of what I will need are charging cables for the lap top, iWatch, iPhone, and iPad. Apple rules my life.

John has volunteered to spend one or two nights with me in case I have trouble getting up out of bed. Neighbors have offered to cook for me, clean for me, and run errands for me. Not sure how I got so lucky, but I’ll take it.

People out of town and out of state call and wish me luck, cheer me up, and generally keep close tabs on me. It certainly has put me in the right frame of mind for the surgery.

Hopefully you’ll understand if there is no post from me tomorrow. I suspect I’ll still be a little hung over from the anesthesia and pain meds. I’ll start reposting as soon as I am able.

As far as the plant of the day, I submit to you Cape Leadwort (Plumbago auriculata), a native of South Africa. It was another of one of the first plants I learned with I moved down to Fort Lauderdale area. It’s a member of the Plumbaginaceae family but there are only two genera found in Florida. The other is Limonium.

If you look carefully at the base of the flowers you can see some sticky hairs.

Why this one stays with me is when I used to walk Rocky he would often brush up against the plant that grew along the sidewalks and the glandular flowers would stick to him. I would accuse him of being a hippie and wearing flowers in his hair. That evoked the old song “San Francisco” sung by Scott McKenzie where he sings “If you are going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair.”

The glandular hairs of the flowers are very much akin to the glandular hairs found in the sundew family which use the hairs to trap insects. Sundews, like the Venus flytrap, are carnivorous. The glands of the Cape Leadwort are strong enough to trap flies but there doesn’t seem to be any evidence of this plant being insectivorous.

Wikipedia considers the years of the hippie movement to be from 1966 to 1972. From 1966 until 1970 I was busy with undergrad years at Ole Miss and trying to stay out of the draft. Ole Miss wasn’t terribly receptive to the hippie ideal although my dorm at Powers Hall had the first marijuana bust in Mississippi. Ole Miss was still making freshmen get freshmen haircuts and wear beanies.

From 1970 until 1974 I was in the Coast Guard and they weren’t terribly into the hippie movement either although Admiral Zumwalt relaxed the regulations for facial hair for the Navy which the CG tended to follow. Until then you had regulation hair cuts, no facial hair and no tattoos that showed.

I remember one crew member was so eager to grow his hair longer that he actually donned a wig that met the regulations. He spent the majority of time scratching the itchy wig.

The hippiest I got was buying a few paisley shirts I loved for liberty. The paisley design was very popular during the “Summer of Love” in 1967. I still like the paisley designs today. By the way, I wore those shirts to shreds.

It’s hard to believe but I still have bouts of diarrhea. I hope I don’t leave the operating team a present while on the operating table but if I do, it’s the fault of the chemotherapy. It might be a just payback.

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